With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "When she cries!" she told them. "When she cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until she cries?" "Because, I forgot where I put her."
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This article is the fifth part of Sun Tzu "The Art of War" with a title of Force. Enjoy your read.
Governing a large number as though governing a small number is a matter of division into groups. Battling a large number as though battling a small number is a matter of forms and calls. Making the armies able to take on opponents without being defeated is a matter of unorthodox and orthodox methods. The "autorun" feature of Windows 95 and later allows a program to be executed right after a CD-ROM is inserted. For this to work, the system must have autorun enabled, and Auto Insert Notification ("AIN") must be turned on for the CD-ROM drive.
When preparing a CD-ROM for Windows, put a text file called "autorun.inf" in the root directory that contains something like this: [autorun] open=filename.exe icon=someicon.ico When inserted, the CD-ROM will be shown in the "My Computer" window with the specified icon. If the disc is inserted on a system with AIN and autorun enabled, the program named on the "open" line will be launched. Icons must be in Windows icon or bitmap format. You can't use a GIF or JPEG. Make it square, 32x32 pixels. If you're going to be doing a lot of these, you may want to try Axialis "IconWorkshop", from http://www.axialis.com/axicons/. There doesn't appear to be a way to specify custom icons for individual folders. Incidentally, the "root" directory is the top level of the disc, e.g. "D:\". (If you viewed a directory hierarchy as a tree growing upward, the topmost directory would be at the root of the tree.) Here's a more complicated example: [autorun] open = setup.exe /i icon = setup.exe, 1 shell\configure = &Configure... shell\configure\command = setup.exe /c shell\install = &Install... shell\install\command = setup.exe /i shell\readme = &Read Me shell\readme\command = notepad help\readme.txt shell\help = &Help shell\help\command = winhlp32 help\helpfile.hlp Taking it line by line, this says: The default AutoRun command will be "setup /i" The icon for the CD will be icon #1 embedded in setup.exe Four commands will be added to the right-click pop-up menu: 'Configure...', which will run "setup /c" 'Install...', which will run "setup /i" (same as auto-run in this case) 'Read Me', which launches notepad.exe to display "help\readme.txt" 'Help', which displays the file "help\helpfile.hlp" with the Win95 help facility You can test the autorun features of a disc without recording one. If you SUBST a folder onto a drive letter, the autorun feature will scan the new drive. For example, from a DOS prompt, enter "SUBST J: \goodies\NewCD". This technique is also useful for testing out a CD-ROM you're preparing. There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,"Wait! just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." “You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it." This article is the fourth part of Sun Tzu "The Art of War" with a title of Formation. Enjoy your read.
In ancient times skillful warriors first made themselves invincible, and then watched for vulnerability in their opponents. Invincibility is in oneself, vulnerability is in the opponent. Therefore skillful warriors are able to be invincible, but they can not cause opponents to be vulnerable. That is why it is said that victory can be discerned but not manufactured. A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars." Bagi anda pengunjung Blog ini tentu ada sedikit keheranan, kenapa topiknya ada yang berbahasa Indonesia, ada yang berbahasa Inggris, ada yang campur-campur. Kenapa gak Bahasa Indonesia aja semuanya, toh pengunjungnya kebanyakan orang Indonesia?
Bagi anda yang pernah mengunjungi Blog ini diawal-awal pembuatannya, tentu lebih heran lagi, soalnya awalnya nyaris 100% berbahasa Indonesia, lho sekarang malah banyak yang diganti ke Bahasa Inggris. Ada apa sebenarnya? Ya, saya memang secara sengaja 'terpaksa' mengalihbahasakan beberapa tulisan yang sebelumnya saya buat dalam Bahasa Indonesia ke Bahasa Inggris dalam rangka aplikasi Google AdSense yang mensyaratkan salah satunya adalah Website atau Weblog harus menggunakan Bahasa yang mereka support. Dan sayangnya, Bahasa Indonesia belum masuk dalam kategori Bahasa yang mereka support. Kenapa saya tertarik mengaplikasikan Google AdSense untuk Weblog ini? Google AdSense bersama dengan Google AdWords merupakan salah satu terobosan penting dalam cara pemasaran internet (internet marketing method) karena Google menggunakan teknologi pencarian internet untuk memasang iklan berdasarkan pada isi website/Weblog, pengguna lokasi geografis, dan faktor lainnya. Bagi mereka yang ingin beriklan dengan sistem peng-iklan-an tertarget dapat mendaftar melalui AdWords. Sementara AdSense telah menjadi cara paling populer menempatkan iklan pada website/Weblog karena iklan-iklan yang ditayangkan melalui AdSense dinilai kurang begitu 'mengganggu' ketimbang cara iklan menggunakan banner, dan isi dari iklan AdSense sangat relevan dengan isi (content) Website/Weblog yang dituju. Bagi para Blogger, aplikasi AdSense sudah merupakan hal wajib karena selain nilai komersialnya, AdSense dianggap sebagai passing grade suatu Website/Weblog yang baik. Namun demikian, saya tetap akan mempertahankan beberapa topik yang penyampaiannya paling efektif menggunakan Bahasa Indonesia, termasuk Catatan ini. Biasanya setiap Muslim akan mengatakan bahwa banyak keistimewaan yang mereka peroleh disetiap bulan Ramadhan, termasuk juga yang saya rasakan. Tidak terlalu istimewa sebenarnya, tapi buat saya menjadi sangat 'mewah' dan 'istimewa'.
Pertama, di Bulan Ramadhan sekarang, saya bisa punya kesempatan membuat Weblog sendiri secara otodidak. Hal yang saya idam-idamkan sejak 5 tahun yang lalu, baru kesampaian sekarang, kebetulan di bulan Ramadhan. Saking semangatnya, waktu tidur saya rata-rata per harinya tidak lebih dari 2 jam saja, pernah tidur kurang dari 1 jam saja. Alhamdulillah, satu-satunya sakit yang saya alami adalah diare alias buang-buang air besar, tidak ada hubungannya dengan 'kurang tidur'. Kedua, meskipun baru 3 minggu, Blog ini bisa masuk halaman pertama di Google untuk kategori "Halaman Bisnis & Informasi". Ketiga, meskipun tidak ada kaitannya langsung, tapi ketetapan 1 Syawal 1430H secara sunnah wal jamaah bisa disepakati bersama antara pemerintah, NU dan Muhammadiyah. Keempat, di bulan Ramadhan ini, semua keluarga bisa berkumpul semua di rumah orang tua yang alhamdulillah juga masih diberi umur panjang dan kesempatan menambah amalan buat bekal di akherat nanti. Bayangkan, kami semua cukup bisa dibilang berpencar, ada yang di pekanbaru, di Bangkok, di Cikarang, dll. Rumah yang cukup luas jadi sangat sempit tapi lega di hati. Mestinya ada yang Kelima, Keenam, Ketujuh, dan seterusnya, tapi sayang tidak mampu terekam indera saya. Taqoballahu wa minna wa minkum, Selamat Hari Raya 1 Syawal 1430H, Mohon Maaf Lahir dan Batin. Jika anda ingin meledakkan pendapatan melalui bisnis online, anda butuh strategi jitu untuk menjangkau orang sebanyak mungkin dari seluruh penjuru Indonesia! Tentu saja, agar promosi websites, produk, jasa atau bisnis anda dikunjungi banyak orang, anda harus mempromosikan website anda. Ingat, semakin banyak orang mengunjungi website anda semakin banyak uang anda dapat! Sayangnya, seringkali cara promosi yang anda tempuh tidak efektif, karena anda tidak tahu trik-triknya.
Email marketing adalah metode yang paling canggih karena semua yang mempunyai email pasti akan membaca pesan kita. Menurut data Indonesian Cyber Online (ICO), pendaftar email baru dalam situs/domain di Indonesia per hari rata-rata 1.200 email. Angka yang luarbiasa besar meski pun beberapa diantara mereka kadang-kadang memiliki lebih dari satu alamat email. Coba anda hitung, Jika anda mempunyai produk seharga Rp100.000 dan data alamat email aktif & valid sebanyak 200.000 (dua ratus ribu) yang bebas SPAM (artinya, semua alamat email tersebut bersedia menerima email promosi anda ke dalam inbox, kotak masuk mereka tanpa dianggap SPAM karena lolos spam filters). Lalu, anda mengirim penawaran produk ke email-email tersebut. Dari sekian banyak email yang anda kirim ternyata yang merespon dan membeli produk anda 1% dari 200.000 = 2.000. Lalu anda kalikan dengan harga produk anda Rp100.000. Maka, hasil yang bakal anda peroleh Rp200.000.000,- (dua ratus juta rupiah). Bagaimana jika yang merespon dan membeli produk lebih 1%. Bisa anda bayangkan hasil yang diperoleh. Software pengirim email massal bisa mengirimkan email anda ke ribuan alamat email secara langsung dan penerima email hanya bisa melihat alamat emailnya sendiri. Software ini bekerja untuk mengirim email seolah-olah kita mengirimkan khusus untuk 1 orang saja sehingga tidak ditangkap oleh SPAM. Tetapi sesungguhnya Software ini mengirimkan ke ribuan alamat email. Inilah software yang digunakan oleh situs-situs BISNIS ONLINE ternama di dunia. Jika anda berminat, anda bisa memesannya ke saya melalui halaman Contact, dan jika pemesanan sebelum tanggal 18 Oktober 2009, saya akan berikan bonus 200.000 alamat email valid untuk anda secara cuma-cuma. Alamat email ini dari berbagai sumber, seperti: Hukum, Akutansi & Pajak, Marketing & PR, Keuangan & Investasi, Gedung & Konstruksi, Hak Cipta & Penerjemahan, Imigrasi, Kebersihan & Kontrol Hama, Logistik, Band, Artis & Pemusik, Agen & Manager, DJ, VJ & Karaoke, Perbaikan & Penyewaaan, Musik Promo, New Releases, Kursus Musik & Les Musik, Studio Musik, Klub Musik & Forum Musik, Desain Grafis, Web Desain, Desain Interior, Desain Produk, Design Promo, Arsitektur Bangunan, Desain Busana & Desain Pakaian, Sekolah Desain & Kursus Desain, Desain Perhiasan, Sewa & Rental, Spare Part, Perbaikan & Pemeliharaan, Aksesoris Mobil & Audio Mobil, Salon Mobil & Bengkel Mobil, Asuransi Kendaraan, Bengkel Modifikasi, Acara Otomotif, Kursus Otomotif, Pembantu & Baby Sitter, Pindah Rumah & Relokasi, Laundry & Tukang Cuci, Pipa & Listrik, Promosi Peralatan Rumah Tangga, Renovasi Rumah, Jual Beli Kebutuhan Rumah Tangga, Tukang Kebun, Permainan Online & Game Online, Pemrograman, Web Hosting, Perbaikan Komputer, Toko Komputer & Pusat Komputer, Belajar Komputer & Kursus Komputer, Desain Web, Sistem Jaringan, Pameran Komputer, Industri, dsb. |
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