Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India …
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more!
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked
Boss: what you did till evening?
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!!
At the scene of an accident a man was crying
Man: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me!
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you!
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!’
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: STOP IT!!
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton!
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child!
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